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Brought to You
by the DOJ
(Department of Jest)
So, who are the fun-loving folks who have decided to risk it all to bring you a good laugh?
| Concept: Russell Krywolt | Russell's mother dropped him on his head when he was young. Having never really recovered his wits, Russell has been known to do things like eat peanut butter through a straw, randomly yell out poetry in the middle of biker bars, and pelt world leaders with runny cheese. After wasting some time getting his M.Sc. degree in computing science, Russell decided on a change of career and became the only vaccuum salesman for the Sahara Desert region. Tiring of the heat, Russell returned to North America to work in the film industry and ran a succesful photo-mat. Mainly retired, Russell now spends his spare time running a couple Internet companies and coming up with schemes to take over the world. |
| Layout/PHP: Ben Holt | Ben was raised in a hippie commune on the coast of B.C. Although his parents were known to feed him dog biscuits as a child, he now prefers Olivieri pesto sauce to just about everything, except chocolate cake. Not to be outdone, Ben wasted even more time than Russell by getting his degree in political science. Following a brief stint as chief advisor to Glen Clark Ben quit politics and formed a multimedia development company. He now fills his time by acting on Russell's crazy ideas. |
| Developer: Ross Ladd | Since an early age, Ross has been an activist fighting for the humane treatment of machines. At age sixteen he was convicted of grand theft when caught trying to remove an entire network from his fathers office... When questioned he only said "I won't let them install that dirty OS, I just won't!". At age twenty he was held responsible for staging a demonstration in Seattle in which he blocked the gates of a well known software giant with a baracade of stuffed penguins and gnus. He claimed that the company was guilty of distributing unstable software which had been responsible for the cruel treatment of millions of innocent computers throughout the world. Once cleared of all charges, Ross went on to build "a safe haven for computers" which offers free software and couselling for traumatized computer users to this day. |
| Design:Khan O. Pener | Not much is known about this one, some folk say he came down from the mountains looking for something more fulfilling than chasing fury creatures. This cannot be proven, although it is suspected as being true from the bite marks left on the side of his monitor after his first blue screen experience. Khan has a surprisingly good ability to smell out good design and crusty hippie employers, this ability has led him to Emedia Studios where he is now inhabiting a cozy corner doing design and topiary. |
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